That's ASDA Fights

All I want to do is buy spring onions in peace. I was just happily enjoying my time in the salad aisle until I realised that I was sharing it with two guys who were having a race-related fight. Oh Stockport, I do love you but you do have all the crime. It was annoying though because I couldn't work out who was actually in the wrong (I suspect it was both because they were both having a proper go), there was a young black lad and a 50 something old white guy. I think the older guy had said something racist to the young guy but the young guy looked like he'd been taking some drugs although if I had racist things said to me I would be very pissed off so I guess we'll never know because I hid behind some lettuces. Not sure why, perhaps because if I got stabbed all the garlic bread in my trolley would have gone off. And that would have been awful. Admittedly though, not as awful as racism.

But anyway, the main reason I was in the supermarket was to sort out my new repeat prescription. Except I got a pharmacy lady who just looked at me blankly for our whole 'conversation', I'm fairly sure I might have some drugs by next week but to be honest your guess is as good as mine. For all I know she ate my prescription for her tea. Paper never tastes as good as it looks I find. Then a girl dropped her change alllllll over the floor and I helped her pick it up and it took and age and then I saw an annoying little kid cry then I realised he had the shit flavour of Doritos and I felt a lot of sympathy. And my boycott/protest against the sudden 68p increase of the price of Iced Gems has failed, they're still expensive. I think overall this evening's trip to ASDA really was quite the failure!

But now, I must be off. It is time for Icelandic white ale and mash and the Dead Kennedys. It's a Friday night, why on earth am I on the internet when I could be writing letters?... Fuck, I'm boring :) Woohoo!

Constanze :) xXx

P.s If there was a Guiness world record for most breaches of health and safety then my flat would win. Hands down motherfuckers.