What did I have for breakfast? Let me show you!

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Errgggghdghfdghfdfhdkg;fgs;okdogdgo;kgogbof! Sorry of anyone was expecting words or sentences of grammar or anything but general sounds but eeeerrgrgrgrhrhrhghfghgf what the hell has happened this past week? My last post was written just before the wall of crap and doom that swooshed into my life and left me being sick in all 360 of the degrees that my body could seem to find. I still haven't been sick in anywhere or thing that isn't a bowl or a toilet though because I AM THE QUEEN OF VOMIT but my lord has my body been putting all of the efforts in the universe into making the contents of my stomach public property. It's all left me very dehydrated as nothing is really getting down, I would drink more if I had any hope it would stay there. I suspect my body is just having one of its fuck you Constanze we've had enough of the hundred plus tablets you've shovelled down us in the past couple of days kind of weeks and it'll all be better soon. I hope.

I apologise, I know I'm not usually this whingey and dramatic but I still have a bit of the shingles going on, there are two sores in particular that just won't damn heal. I look like some kind of monster from the swamp, swarming in germs and death and interesting bowls of recycled food. And no, I haven't been to hospital. I am a bad patient. There has just been someone else who's been ill that has needed my attention more than my own INNARDSAREOUTARDSAHAHAHAHATIMES.

I am looking forward to going to sleep so much that I might cry. I've managed to keep a couple of dumplings and some kiwi water down so I'm actually feeling a little better and a little bit less like a warty shrivelled up prune. There are also some exciting events on the horizon which I have to feel better for so right now I am off to start mission destroy all germs and fill self with all liquids in a hundred metre radius :)

Constanze :) xXxXxXxXx

P.s Eeeeeerrrrrrggggggghhhhhfuuuufuuufuuuuuuu!

P.p.s SUGAR!