SPEEDPOSTING

Evening guys and gals. This has to be speedy because I want to watch something on telly in about 12 minutes (yes, that's right, sometimes I enter 2012 and use newfangled television things). Shitloads has happened but there just isn't enough TIME TO WRITE AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH FINGER MELTDOWN. Basically I caved in and had to to go hospital and things were alright, made some phlegm, got things swabbed but then one of the transplant nurses spotted me from afar and was like "OH CONSTANZE I'M REALLY GLAD I'VE BUMPED INTO YOU LAST TIME YOU WERE IN YOUR NEUTROPHILS WERE A BIT DOWN I WANT SOME BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD TO RECHECK THEM". Then I heard those famous last words, "I'll be back in a minute". About an hour later it became apparent she was never coming back but it didn't really matter because I was going to a gig in the evening but anyway they took blood and I escaped and had a panini and now we're just waiting to see which virus I have so I can tick it off my list of wonderful collecting of not so wonderful viruses!

THEN I went to see a band at the Leadmill who are a bit gay because I phoned up to reserve some kind of seating because my legs are dodgy as always and they said to get there a bit early and they'd let me in but there was no one at the door so I went and sat on the cold floor because I was really confused then I finally got in and actually got a nice place to sit but they had no idea who I was even though I phoned them and aaaaarrrgggghhhh. I'm going to another gig at the Manchester Ritz and I emailed them asking is there was a seat and they replied with the most confusing message ever, they quite clearly hadn't bothered to read my email and even kindly told me it was a standing venue YEAH THANKS FOR REMINDING ME some of us can't stand up you idiots. Believe it or not, not every disabled person is a wheelchair user. SERIOUSLY MUSIC VENUES GET A GRIP IT'S REALLY EASY TO SIT ME ON A SEAT THANKS BYE. Normal people, making simple things complicated since the dawn of time.

ANYWAY GOT TO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO NOW THERE IS A MURDER EAGERLY AWAITING ME BYE BYE BYE KEEP SMILING AND ALL THAT JAZZ BYE BYE BYE!!!

Constanzistanzistanzistanzistanzistanzistanzistanzistan :)

P.s The PLAN IS COMING TOGETHER. SOON HE WILL BE MY HUSBAND.

P.p.s Photo is of me falling asleep at the gig after too much hospital in the day. It was an amazing concert, just SO TIRED SORRY ALKALINE TRIO.