Aye Eye Captain

Afternoon folks :)

I have a somewhat unhappy left eye. It's even more unhappy that usual. As we all know I normally get these weird pus filled spots inside my eye but this is a whole new sort of unhappy. Yesterday I woke up with a mysteriously swollen eye, my eyelid and upper cheek looked like I'd been in some kind of controversial bar brawl. One that I'd obviously lost! Nah, it wasn't that horrendous... Well, it was a bit bad and I could ony put make up on one eye and I scared a hell lot of people with my one half goth one half marshmallow face but no one died so it's alright. During the day it settled down but then I woke up today and it has reswollen (Is that a word? I don't know and should learn some sentences and shit, more evidence of radiotherapy eating all my BRAINS, I am a zombie, ra ra ra ra raaaaaaaa) and I once again looked like that woman with fat cheeks who I can't remember the name of so that's a really crappy comparison sorry guys and dolls.

I'm not really sure what's causing it, if it doesn't bugger off soon then I shall have to inform some sort of medical person. It could be as boring as me getting some mud in my eye (I suppose I was in the dirty South this weekend) or having some sort of vague infection (although my eyeball is happy, it's just the flesh surrounding it) or me being allergic to something (I haven't eaten anything new though) or one of my eye spots bursting and me not realising and letting pus float around for a bit too long or it could even be some graft versus host which is very unlikely and I'm not even sure possible but there's always a first and I'm always fucking up the medical system. I guess I just get extra worried if it's anything to do with my eyes, I have a lot of organs I could cope with losing (does anyone even need their fucking intestines) but I'm really rather fond of my eyes. I also really don't want them to take a biopsy off my face. I suspect I am overworrying, for god's sake, it's just a slightly swollen eye, GET OVER IT CONSTANZE. If you looked like a marshmallow then you'd worry too!

Not much else has happened apart from a goat eating my skirt. And my hair is now twice as green. It's Eurovision week so don't expect any more posts, I get so excited that I might induce heart failure :D EUROVISIONNNNNN!!!! Euro-fucking-vision!!!!

Nappy nap now, Constanze :) xXxXx

P.s I have to meet a person on Wednesday. I am slightly unsure of what this meeting is for, some kind of WHAT THE FO YOU GOING TO DO WITH YO' FUTURE THEN CONSTANZE HMM based conversation.

P.p.s Did I say that my bloods were back up? Well, they are. I have all the blood.

P.p.p.s My legs are so amazingly shit. I would really like them to work now please, sick of walking on knives, I want to see all the animals!!!

P.p.p.p.s SUGAR EUROVISION KNEES FIZZERS FIZZERS FIZZERS