HAIR LOTS OF FUCKING HAIR

As promised here's my hair. I've only started wearing it like this recently and I didn't even realise how much I had! Jesus christ, I was bald two years ago, bald as a balding coot. How did it grow so fast? Has it been raining feed and weed again? It's all that Derbyshire acid rain, burns yer brains and grows yer hair. People really don't believe me when I say I have cancer now, silly hair. I HAVE HAIR. CANCER PATIENTS DON'T HAVE HAIR. That's the rule. And I fucking break it because I'm the cancer rebel of the century. Such a rebel that I took my tablets with Baltika yesterday! Living life on the edge as always :D

Constanze :)