Tuesday, 6 July 2010

A lot less cancery than last month!

Oh yeahhh. Get innnnn. My bone marrow has risen to 70% donor, woohoo, mmmhmmm, partayyyyyyyy etc. The problem is that to achieve such an impressive level of not having too much cancer I have bits of Graft Versus Host hanging around. For example, my legs and arms itch so much I have made blisters scratching them. And, I have sexy rashes all over my arms. Add that to my already slightly cooked skin, and you have a somewhat blothcy limbed Stanze.

Also had my logic completely ignored today. Dr Man Off The Halifax Advert asked me what moisturiser I used to try and fob me off about the itching. I pointed out that if it was my choice of lotions and potions that was making my arms and legs itch then why isn't the rest of my body doing the same. And I haven't used any new products in a long while. He had little response to such an idea, and gave me some cream which I must rub a dub dub into me sen. I quite like that doctor though, even if he was incredibly unimpressed with how many dead animals were on my meat feast pizza...

But, yes. I must stop scratching. Soon I'll be down to the muscle.

High alert times. Serious GVH could strike at any time. At the minute it is trivial, with its itchy and scratchy and blotchy approach. But, like an upside down jellyfish it can strike and engulf me in a matter of hours...

So, I must prepare myself. By eating Twisters and making letters to Arizonaaarghhh. Where the pirates is. Maybe. The landlocked, lost and confused pirates.

xXXxXXx

2 comments:

Aha! You have a thought!