Rapidpanicpost

HI EVERYONE. This is a general warning that I will be disappearing for a week or two as I am about to move house so if I go mysteriously missing I HAVEN'T DIED DON'T PANIC OK?!? The hilarious news is that despite having the flu jab I have influenza a which is why I am so poorly because little cancery bodies can't fight that shit off. I'm moving house today and they're desperately trying to get some medication to me and everything is panic and crazy and wheeeeeee I am on drugs. Also how the fuck do you disconnect a washing machine?!?

Anywaywaywayway I AM OFF LIKE PROPER RIGHT NOW because the removal men will be here in exactly one hour and fifteen minutes and my life is a mess. Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Bye bye beautifuls,
Stanleyknifestanze