Wedding Number One

So wedding season has begun! I'm not sure if I mentioned this before but I am attending three weddings in 13 days because I'M JUST SO DAMN POPULAR. Or a charity case. Either way wedding number one AKA the wedding of the beautiful Susie was absolutely spiffing, here I am looking like a loner outside the church. There was colouring in and dinosaur racing and food and fun and country dancing and all of the amazing things what the universe duz containz. It may have been the hottest day of the century (one of those days that just blinking makes you break out in a sweat) but even on the surface of the sun happytimes can be had. So yeeeahh, a jolly bunny I be. Plus I got a £25 gift voucher for writing some helpful hospital writing, FUCK YES I OWN ALL THE SECOND HAND CDS, party!!!

In other news my face has had a very bad day. I'm really not sure what's going on with it. The day before yesterday I think I hit my head on a wall in my sleep (don't ask) so I have a bump on my head. Then this morning I woke up with the worst facial swelling I've ever had, the whole left side of my face was like a bubble. It went down a bit but feels very strange, even now it's slightly sore/numb/confusing to the touch and I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY. I LIKE MY FACE. WHY MUST IT DO THESE THINGS. I'll see how it is tomorrow but it is VERY HARD to do my job (you know, looking closely at stamps) when my eye is leaking all sorts of crap. That was however a minor benefit, as you know I have my stupid eye ducts that can't clear properly and fill up with pus problem. Well, my face was so swollen that the pressure has cleared them out almost completely... I sure hope you weren't eating as you started reading this... Sorry <3

I have also just booked the flights for my next holiday in September. I am using the logic that I didn't go abroad for those four long years hence I can now justify at least five thousand holidays. I fly to Serbia on the 23rd and fly home from Macedonia on the 29th. My itinerary between those dates has NOT YET BEEN DEFINED but will definitely include looking at rocks and mountains and not treading on a landmine and may involve going to Kosovo if I decide that there's a less than 50% chance of me dying. Going to Kosovo is a stupid idea and I need to accept that. But then everything I do is a stupid idea. Like when I leant on a bike and got oil on my leg that wouldn't come off so I put bathroom cleaner on it and then my leg was itchy.

Getting excited about my vaccinations. I also need to go to the GP to see if I need any holiday related ones, they have all sorts of unsavory things over there such as West Nile Virus and other such unpleasantries. All of the injections! Can someone please invent a vaccination for the pound shop? I'd be a millionaire if it wasn't for their sour sweets section.

I really need to go to bed. My head is doing a dance. A very violent hip hop dance. There is only Friday to go and then onto WEDDING NUMBER TWO, I need all the rest I can get!

Constanleyknife :) xXxXx

P.s As regards the virus I was talking about in my last post... Well, it's going. Just very very very slowly. Three weeks and counting, COME ON BODY YOU CAN DO IT THIS ISN'T THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR :O