Another morning, another hospital appointment for my personal enjoyment. I have some hardcore lung tests (and by hardcore I mean I normally get a pathetic miniature lung test in the Hallamshire, this one is a FULL EXTREME LUNG TEST at the Northern General) to see what degree they've been broken and if they might be helping my legs to be shit. Slight problem though, they've managed to book it at exactly the same time as my metabolic bone scan. I like the idea of having both of my appointments on the same day, that's very helpful as it's a bit of a hike. At the same time though is too far. Too far into the realms of impossibility.
In other news I've been bitten by a spider on my leg. After all I've done for spiders, this is how they repay me? I've saved hundreds of them over the years, taking them off busy pavements, taking them out of my friends' bedrooms before they get hit by a newspaper, climbing over fences to avoid breaking their webs. And they say thanks by having a chomp at my flesh? Not impressed spiders. As delicious as I am it's still not acceptable to eat me. It's just a shame I didn't catch you in the act or I'd have given you a STERN TALKING TO. And then felt a bit guilty because spiders are so damn cute. Actually now I think about it that spider had serious guts. Not to mention serious 'eyes bigger than your stomach' syndrome. Did he really think he could eat an eleven and a half stone human? Credit to you my eight legged friend, that's like me having a go at a killer whale.
I should probably be off and do something useful. Like eat own brand yogurts and wrap Christmas presents. I've bought nearly all of mine and it feels so good. Everything will be done before Decemeber and I can chill and avoid the mental Christmas crowds and make snowmen and feel happy because I fucking love winter. Winter winter winter. I'm going to have a romantic kiss with my Dasatinib under the mistletoe and snuggle up with my thyroxine by the fire. IT'S COLD. I suspect that I may be the luckiest girl in the world :)
Constanze :) xXxXx
Saturday, 17 November 2012
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I have a friend like you who doesnt mind spiders..no matter what size even huge big ones the size of a dartboard, she just calmly picks them up and ambles slowly outside with them in her hand to set them free. Ugh. If only they wouldn't dart everywhere, you'd think spiders would realise theyd be more likeable.
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