Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin

Ahoy me lungies!

This will be a short post as I really do have more important things to be doing like trying to work out how many days sake can live without a lid and not become extremely deathly and toxic. One would presume the alcohol would kill everything but I do share my house with a lot of spiders and I have this terrible feeling there might be one floating around inside, merry as hell but doing lots of little spider poos inside. I don't much fancy drinking spider poos. Do spiders even poo? The internet says that they make little poo and wee parcels, what a high brow post I'm writing here! Thinking about it though a combination of rotting alcohol and fermented arachnid might kill off those remaining few cancery cells. Or kill off all my cells altogether :S

I meant to phone up about my chimerism results today but I got completely distracted by being very asleep and my chin swelling up and then going back to sleep as an excuse to not go to hospital. CUNNING. It wasn't very bad though, they would probably just have laughed at me and told me to get some proper symptoms. Like when my brain and spinal cord swelled up and they were all like WTF CONSTANZE your brain doesn't swell up when you get leukaemia!

I went to the seaside yesterday and did a lot of walking and it completely destroyed me as usual, I think the basic thing now is that I can stay awake all day pretty easily provided I don't do too much running around. My brain is back to full capacity and my arms can wave around like an inflatable wavy arm man (I waved my arms around like a mental for THE WHOLE OF DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI, SKILLS, the small heart attack afterwards wasn't important) but my legs really still can't seem to keep up. I should learn to hover. Or get me sen a magic carpet. Then again, if I drive a magic carpet as well as I drive in a car I won't be getting anywhere in the next ten years, as we all know I am of the firm belief that no one should ever go more than 20mph in a car. Or do you not drive a magic carpet, do they just know where to go because they're magic? Or is the magic just in the floatiness? SO MANY DEEP THOUGHTS TODAY, maybe it's time to go to sleep before I solve world poverty and have to go on the BBC news and admit I saved the world while tablespooning garlic cream cheese into my mouth and youtubing spider poo...

Constanze :) xXxXx

P.s I would just like to clarify that contrary to the tite of this post, I don't actually have any hairs on my chinny chin chin. Thankfully none of my medications have that particular side effect (just kidney damage, not sure if I've won or lost there).