Currently, I think the answer is no. I went to the seaside yesterday to get some sea air and it worked to the degree that it blew all my snot out but unfortunately it didn't blow all my cough out. Or my coughing blew all my snot out, I really don't know. This is a seriously hardcore virus, it JUST WON'T DIE. Morexella Catarrhalis is like a cat, it has nine lives and then some. And them some more. ADD TWENTY. But like, really? Two weeks? I HAVE BLOOD NOW. I HAVE CELLS. WHAT THE HELL IS MY BODY DOING. Oh, look, germs and shit, we'll just ignore them because we're busy taking in the Bridlington sun? Too busy licking out ice creams to fight any infections today, sorry Constanze, you'll have to live with half dying every ten minutes, MEGALOLZ. Seriously, antibiotics, are you even bothering to dissolve? Or are you all just lodged whole in one of my arteries like some kind of mental blood clot gone wrong because that's not how you're supposed to work and that's not how you fight viruses, that's just how you cause havok and trouble and general inconvenience to Constanze's respiratory system. I suspect I'm making this sound worse than it is, I have a cough, but like, how stupid is my body? I swear it has an IQ of about 7. At least it's not really making cancer anymore, should probably give it some credit. Just go to teach it to fight infections now, not give them hugs. Whoops.
I think all the sun yesterday went to my head. Goths don't do the sun. Also check out the beatiful photo of me in my two quid 50s tea dress paddling in the FREEZING COLD NORTH SEA. Actually, I may have just worked out why I still have this virus...
Constanze :)
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