Evening folksies. I am pleased to report that things are not going well this evening. I have finally bothered to conglomerate all my shit little films into one bit shit film but the internet is being gay and not letting me upload it so you'll have to wait until the point in time that the internet stops making me want to punch horrible cakes and share my sexy cancer video with the world. To tide you over please find attached a picture I drew of myself a few days ago. It has the per centages of all my organs function compared to before I was ill. You'll see that I end up a surprising 71% as healthy as before I was ill which makes me think I've gone very wrong somewhere in my wonderfully scientific reasoning... That physics degree I'm doing really should be worried...
I am so tired that I can't remember a single thing about who I am or even what disease I have. Rabies? Bloaty head? Finger cancer? Whaaaaaaaa? I can remember one thing now and that's...
I had a comment on my last post requesting an explanation of what chimerism means (apologies, I forget that most people don't spend their whole lives having CHIMERISM DASATINIB VORICONAZOLE LYMPHOCYTES ENDOCRINOLOGY yelled at them from various angles) so here goes. I have had a stem cell transplant. My own bone marrow (Constanze marrow) is BAD because it makes cancer. My donor's bone marrow is GOOD because it doesn't make cancer. We want all my bone marrow to be German marrow. A chimerism is a test to see what ratio Constanze marrow is to German marrow. So, when I was my chimerism is 98%, that means my bone marrow is 98% German marrow and 2% shit Constanze marrow. I hope that makes sense. I jst realised that the German bone marrow is technically my bone marrow too now but I better not say that or we'll all end up confused. I know I am :S
Got to go, it's nearly tomorow and Constanzistan is extra extremely tired. I also don't have e.coli. Well, not anymore. I ignored it and it went away. THIS WAS A BAD IDEA KIDS DON'T DO IT ALWAYS TELL YOUR DOCTOR EVERYTHING.
Night night night night night night :)
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P.s I'm not actually going to bed, I'm just going to wave me fist of rage at youtube and possibly glare at it a bit until this fucking video uploads :(
Haha, well, of course, I can't speak for your vagina, but I wonder of you're overestimating the Brain function. Perhaps of you try your equation with Brain at 45% you might get a more accurate result?? and if you're not getting laid at least once a week, then Vagina should be 50%
ReplyDeleteTa for chimerism explanation. I'm actually dad of Andrew, 13-yr old with Leukaemia, so understand perfectly now. Wonder if Andrew will end up going down that route? He has ALL which is walk in the park wuss-cancer compared to your hard-nosed AML. All the best.
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