I have not been taken hostage

As much as the above picture might imply, I have not been taken hostage. Nor am I starring in an amateur porn video. Nor am I doing both at once. HOSTAGE PORN. No, this is me being bored on a Wednesday evening, making a visual representation of what it occasionally feels like having cancer. Well, I say that, I was just left alone with TAPE, I have TAPED my foot to my chair and I thought WHY STOP THERE WHEN I CAN MAKE A PHOTO FOR MY BLOG? So yeah, as you can see, I sometimes feel confined by my fragility as my masking tape chains stop me from going on bouncey castles and spinning teacups and cage fighting which I obviously do a lot of normally. God I talk some shit when hen hen hen I am McSleepy. WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL MY BLOOD HIDING THIS EVENING?

I should like 10000000% be asleep, I ran for a bus today and it was nearly the end of me. My left lung is currently in a bush down rape alley near Cineworld, if you're walking past feel free to retrieve it for me.

Constanze xXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

P.s Royal Republic Royal Republic Royal Republic jizz jizz jizz I am going tired crazy all I can think about and do and everything is based on RR, I am in love with the president's cancer, jajajajajajajaja, I need to take a tremadol and shut the bloodyhell up before I get arrested for stalking. jizzzzzzzz jizzzzzzzz jizzzzzzzz. Stop take a look in the mirror is it really that bad? Well, it is actually, my blood has been eaten by fucking monsters again, what wankers, Ich habe Cancer and everything and they still eat me alive. I guilty stand before you, I know I misbehaved? Yes you did blood, and there's no fucking chance I'm doing you with a tommy gun, it's chemo for you so fuck youuuuuuuu! :D I'd like to blame my tablets for all this, but it's really a litre of e numbers and sore knees. It's amazing what shit legs can do to your brain!

P.p.s WHY DO I LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A LEMUR???

P.p.p.s My stomach was so well behaved today, I ate four chicken nuggets and it didn't hurt once. Bangin' :D

P.p.p.p.s I am in an unreasonabley good/tired mood. Sorry.

P.p.p.p.p.s I can see my underwear from down here.