Got a fucking statue, beat that world

I am too tired to write a blog post so instead here's some pictures of me with a statue they erected in my honour somwhere in York. It's to celebrate my continued work in having cancer and eating fuckloads of bacon and my outstanding contribution to looking like a lemur.

Night night night night night :)

Constanze the Great
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P.s Before you say anything, I am not just covering up Constantine the Great with my head, that would be deceitful and I am a most honest person.

P.p.s I am also aware that's a really hideous photo of me!